Q: How many angel investors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They’ll never change it but they’re full of advice on how you should change it.
Q: How many VCs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Getting one interested is nearly impossible but once you’ve got one, suddenly they all want to change it.
Q: How many product managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We changed the lightbulb 1,000 times but only 3% of visitors turned on the light. So we’re designing a few landing pages for a ceiling fan idea we want to explore.
Q: How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. But changing the lightbulb is in the backlog. Come to the next standup.
Q: How many sysadmins does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The lightbulb has been secured to prevent further unauthorised changes.
Q: How many salespeople do you need to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but this is a halogen bulb. Customers say they want LEDs. Can we make LEDs?
Q: How many members of the marketing team are needed to change a lightbulb?
A: All of them.
Q: How many user experience designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but first they will want to look for evidence to suggest customers might want to replace their lightbulbs.
Q: How many Path users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don’t change the lightbulb. In about six hours from now the light here is going to be incredible. Is there somewhere can we go for a cider until then?